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[[Christmas Party!]]

((OOC: Basically, this entire thing is set up outside. Assume that the thing spans all of December 24th - I'm just giving us a week to get the full experience!))

Outside the base, near the junkyard, Jolly has been busy. She's called in dozens of elves to decorate a huge space with icicle lighting, huge Christmas tress that are, at the smallest, 13 feet. The entire place is also mysteriously covered with three feet worth of snow - not much for the Transformers, but it adds some scenery.

There's a huge, Transformer sized wet-bar with as many cubes as the elves could scrounge up, including a lot of eggnog flavored ones. There's even tons of chocolate and peppermint energon snacks! Look how well Jolly treats you all!

(There is, of course, drinks and snacks for the humans and the elves, but they're on a human-sized bar away from the Transformers one.)

There's Christmas music floating from somewhere, but it's impossible to see where.

Jolly is currently yelling at elves to keep themselves busy, since it's bad form for hosts to start partying before their guests arrive.

[[Christmas Party Invitations]]

*Everyone will, inexplicably, find a Transformer-sized invitation pinned to their door. The calligraphy is darling!*

CHRISTMAS PARTY

When:</b> December 24th
Where: Outside the Base

Drinks and snacks provided.

Show up or die.




((Next post will be the actual RP forum - forward-dated to Christmas eve!))

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[EN ROUTE]

//MAIN SYSTEMS
....OPERATIONAL
//RUN HOME.EXE
....PROGRAM IS RUNNING
....SELECT HOME:
[1] FOR HOLIDAYS
[2] ON RANGE
[3] IN DREAMS
[4] WHERE HEART IS
....HOME IN DREAMS SELECTED

//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS"
....INITIATED

"I hate all of you and I don't care if it's not very Christmas-spirit of me to say that. That being said, this is Jolly. Again. Saint Nicholas has put me in time out at your base. I remember that the Christmas spirit wasn't very high last Christmas, but this year? It's gonna be different.

Namely because that little outburst a moment ago is going to cost me if I don't rectify it.

So haul out the holly and buy the eggnog and rum, because Jolly's coming to town and we're going to have a merry Christmas if it kills us."

Nov. 29th, 2008

//MAIN SYSTEMS:
......OPERATIONAL
//RADAR & COMMAND STATION:
.....OPERATIONAL AND ONLINE
//PRODUCTION PLANT:
....NON OPERATIONAL
//WASSAIL
....CANNED

//WEAPONS SYSTEMS:
.....ONLINE
//DEFENSE SYSTEM:
.....ONLINE

//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO"
.....INITIATED

"Ho ho ho! Hello, Cybertronian base! Santa Claus here, asking for a favor. I hate to do this to you all, but due to some... technical difficulties, the production plant here at the North Pole has been rendered non-functional. Unfortunately, the cause of this was an elf named Silver Bell getting into restricted areas operated by... Jolly.

[Pause.]

I think you all might have an idea of how... badly that sat with Jolly. So, until further notice, I would like to ask you all to accept Jolly and a few of her... Ah, subordinates at your base. Just until she calms down, you see.

[Pause.]

Truth be told, her temper tantrum is delaying work even more than Silver's little excursion into the art of war. This is for the good of everyone on Earth. Are you willing?"

Off Base - Re: Kidnappings

Jolly here - I've been and gone by now, thank Jack Frost. I see that you've, once again, lost a part of your group. Do you guys need me to stay there and watch everything for you? Really, now, you're superintelligent aliens! Please be aware that the barrier is fully functioning, and so that means whoever has kidnapped your group this time is either considered on the "Nice" list, or had lured the Transformers out of the safety zone. Maybe you all should be focusing your searches around the perimeter, or whatever it is you all do when people go missing.

Now that everything's been cleared up on base, so far as I'm concerned - the rest of your problems can eat me, I've returned to the Bahamas to finish my vacation. Once September comes, we'll be heading back to the North Pole in order to begin processing requests and manufacturing toys. This is all extraneous information, but I assumed you would like to know where your actual security team all of us elves are going, in case we're needed.

Strafe, Scattershot - it was nice to meet you both. Starscream - how is it that I seem to completely miss meeting you every time I have a free moment on your base? It's simply a shame. I still haven't taken a death ray and I really want one. Oh, and that reminds me - Prime, I was lying, we don't watch you and Megatron interface, I just have a very creative imagination. Ironhide and Ratchet, on the other hand...

Off Base - Re: Barrier

Jolly here, pausing a nonstop whirl of excitement here in the Bahamas to let you all know I'll be making a return trip sometime in the next week or two, in order to check up on the barrier and make sure you all aren't running it into the ground. Send me a grocery list and I'll pretend to try and get things for you.



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At Base - Re: Encryptions

Jolly here - your personal encryptions have been mostly fixed for your journals. Keep in mind that, well. They'll never be quite the same again, so unless you're very, very careful about your encryptions, chances are data might leak through. Then again, it isn't as though any of you do anything important enough to encrypt anything.

And with that? Us elves are packing our bags and getting the hell out of this stupid place heading out for some rest and relaxation. Have fun with whatever... problems you may have, and if that barrier goes down while we're gone tough luck, you're on your own simply contact me via internet and I'll get my techs on it ASAP.


Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take ya,
To Bermuda, Bahama - come on pretty mama~
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go~




((OOC: figure this would be a good excuse for us to not go back to the "oh god, nothing's unencrypted, can't post anywhere" stage we were at for a while :D))

Mar. 12th, 2008

//INITIATE DEFENSE PROTOCOL "SEES WHEN SLEEPING ARK"
....INITIATED
//RUN EDITING SOFTWARE
....RUNNING

[[EDIT ENTRIES]][[DELETE ENTRIES]][[NEW ENTRY]]
....EDIT: BLACKOUT.SWS
........EDIT LEVEL STATUS: NAUGHTY
........EDIT CLEARANCE STATUS: 0
...SAVING FILE
....
.....
...FILE SAVED

[[EDIT ENTRIES]][[DELETE ENTRIES]][[NEW ENTRY]]
....EDIT: SCORPONOK.SWS
........EDIT LEVEL STATUS: PENDING
........EDIT CLEARANCE STATUS: ~
...SAVING FILE
....
.....
...FILE SAVED

At Base - Problems

This is taking longer than I thought.

Encryptions should be working again by the end of this week, if not sooner.

I have some elves to butcher motivate.


Also: This week has been incredibly enlightening.

At Base - Just A Comment

This... took longer than I anticipated or agreed upon, this better not be cutting into my vacation time, but I believe my team what's left of it has completed what it needs to do here.


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Until my business is completed, my team and I will still be holing up remaining within the "human" quarters we've been using during our unfortunately extended stay here. Please continue to ignore the few remaining elves that have been running around base, and continue to stay securely inside the barrier if you don't want a swift and painful death by the hand of your mistakes.

CURRENT DATA READOUT

//DEFENSE SYSTEMS:
...ONLINE

//WEAPON SYSTEMS:
...ONLINE

//CHRISTMAS TREE:
...ROCKED AROUND
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